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08

May

I don’t know who you are little dude with the ‘tude in your school picture, but I salute you.

I don’t know who you are little dude with the ‘tude in your school picture, but I salute you.

16

Aug

Let’s get it out in the open: Simba was a little bit of a prick as a cub. I guarantee you Mufasa would still be here today, if he’d just slapped that DreamWorks off Simba’s face. Take him down a notch.

Let’s get it out in the open: Simba was a little bit of a prick as a cub. I guarantee you Mufasa would still be here today, if he’d just slapped that DreamWorks off Simba’s face. Take him down a notch.

Yeah, they were cocky, until they saw the score on Rotten Tomatoes.
(apologies to pixar friends)

Yeah, they were cocky, until they saw the score on Rotten Tomatoes.

(apologies to pixar friends)

28

Jun

Today we have a reader submission! Anna writes that she makes this face at her friend sometimes, and he says “DreamWorks Face does nothing for” him. Don’t knock it, Anna’s friend. Look how much money Katzenberg has made. There has to be something to DreamWorks Face.

Today we have a reader submission! Anna writes that she makes this face at her friend sometimes, and he says “DreamWorks Face does nothing for” him. Don’t knock it, Anna’s friend. Look how much money Katzenberg has made. There has to be something to DreamWorks Face.

Agreed.

Agreed.

(Source: cupandspoon)

01

Apr

I didn’t think ‘Hop’ could possibly be a real movie, until I saw this little bunny’s DreamWorks Face.

I didn’t think ‘Hop’ could possibly be a real movie, until I saw this little bunny’s DreamWorks Face.

10

Mar

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your DreamWorks Face.”
-Orson Welles

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your DreamWorks Face.”

-Orson Welles

Quintessential 80’s Sighting of DreamWorks Face, courtesy of Mr. James Spader.
Thanks to Stephanie Rogers who sent it in! A long time ago! I’m kind of late.

Quintessential 80’s Sighting of DreamWorks Face, courtesy of Mr. James Spader.

Thanks to Stephanie Rogers who sent it in! A long time ago! I’m kind of late.

18

Oct

Just when I didn’t think contributors were going to come through with their own renditions, artist Tristan Henry-Wilson steps up to the plate with a very formidable DreamWorks Face!!

Just when I didn’t think contributors were going to come through with their own renditions, artist Tristan Henry-Wilson steps up to the plate with a very formidable DreamWorks Face!!

Interestingly, the DreamWorks Face B-Boy Stance is HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.

Interestingly, the DreamWorks Face B-Boy Stance is HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.