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26

Jul

I sort of assumed this wasn’t real, but I guess it is? I am curious how many points of articulation this Merida doll has, and whether or not any are in her face so she won’t be frozen in her ridiculous DreamWorks Face face. 

I sort of assumed this wasn’t real, but I guess it is? I am curious how many points of articulation this Merida doll has, and whether or not any are in her face so she won’t be frozen in her ridiculous DreamWorks Face face. 

24

Jul

Norman? Norman…. I know you’re a Laika creation and all, but listen; you need to inject your armature with some ‘TUDE. You’re close here, but it’s no cigar. Please reference earlier instances of DreamWorks Face. This blog isn’t called “Laika Face”, okay?

Norman? Norman…. I know you’re a Laika creation and all, but listen; you need to inject your armature with some ‘TUDE. You’re close here, but it’s no cigar. Please reference earlier instances of DreamWorks Face. This blog isn’t called “Laika Face”, okay?

Another reader submission! Here is Jeffrey. He’s trying his damnedest to get that DreamWorks face going, but either due to insecurity, novocaine, or perhaps confusion, it’s just not working for him.

 

But, lo! He gives it a second shot and DAMN SON LOOKIT THAT DREAMWORKS FACE. A+++ FOR EFFORT.

This is a reader submission! It’s… it’s super old! My dearest apologies old chum; you got all dressed up in that robe and everything and it’s been simply ages since you sent it. But hey, better late than never?  

This is a reader submission! It’s… it’s super old! My dearest apologies old chum; you got all dressed up in that robe and everything and it’s been simply ages since you sent it. But hey, better late than never?  

08

May

I don’t know who you are little dude with the ‘tude in your school picture, but I salute you.

I don’t know who you are little dude with the ‘tude in your school picture, but I salute you.

16

Aug

Let’s get it out in the open: Simba was a little bit of a prick as a cub. I guarantee you Mufasa would still be here today, if he’d just slapped that DreamWorks off Simba’s face. Take him down a notch.

Let’s get it out in the open: Simba was a little bit of a prick as a cub. I guarantee you Mufasa would still be here today, if he’d just slapped that DreamWorks off Simba’s face. Take him down a notch.

Yeah, they were cocky, until they saw the score on Rotten Tomatoes.
(apologies to pixar friends)

Yeah, they were cocky, until they saw the score on Rotten Tomatoes.

(apologies to pixar friends)

28

Jun

Today we have a reader submission! Anna writes that she makes this face at her friend sometimes, and he says “DreamWorks Face does nothing for” him. Don’t knock it, Anna’s friend. Look how much money Katzenberg has made. There has to be something to DreamWorks Face.

Today we have a reader submission! Anna writes that she makes this face at her friend sometimes, and he says “DreamWorks Face does nothing for” him. Don’t knock it, Anna’s friend. Look how much money Katzenberg has made. There has to be something to DreamWorks Face.

Agreed.

Agreed.

01

Apr

I didn’t think ‘Hop’ could possibly be a real movie, until I saw this little bunny’s DreamWorks Face.

I didn’t think ‘Hop’ could possibly be a real movie, until I saw this little bunny’s DreamWorks Face.